Disregard Women, Aqcuire Currency.

hmmm

i dont know what to do for my tattoo.

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1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

im not confused

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

no

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

no

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?

not at all.

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?

sleeping

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

kelsey

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

hang them by there toes.

8: Are you close with your dad?

yeah

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

no

10: What are you listening to?

nada

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

Water.

13: What time do you go to bed?

whenever i fall asleep

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

mhmm

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

no

16: Do you always answer your texts?

no

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

no

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

yesturday

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

mhmm

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

i hate my life

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?

no

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

yeah

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

ya

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

mhmm

25: In the past week, have you cried?

yeah

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

black

27: Do people ever call you by your last name?

ya 

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

idk

29: Do you have a best friend?

yeah

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

no

31: Who was your last call from?

restricted..

32: Are you mad at anyone?

no

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

yeahh

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

idk

35: How many more days until your birthday?

360 something…

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?

fuck shit up

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

mhm

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

no

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

mhm

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

 yeah

41: Do you think age matters in relationships?

no

42: Are you available?

ya

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

…..

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

hips

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?

ya

46: Do you regret anything?

mhm

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

alot of shit

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

yeah

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?

mhm

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

they dont like me back

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

no

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

no

53: What was the last thing you ate?

dont remember

54: Did you get any compliments today?

no

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?

no where

56: Do you own anything from other countries?

no

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?

broskiiisss

58: Where have you lived most of your life?

new york

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?

2 years ago.

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

no

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

mhm

62: Who do you text the most?

no one really

63: What was the last movie you saw?

the vow, sucked balls 

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

don’t have one.

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?

0

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

no

67: Do you curse around your parents?

yeah

68: Are you happy with where you live?

no i’d rather be anywhere but here

69: Do you collect anything?

No

70: What’s your favourite colour?

blue

71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?

every song pretty much…

72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?

na

73: What are your plans for tomorrow?

smoke eat sleep

74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?

no

75: Does your last ex have a job?

i don’t know

76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?

i don’t care.

77: Where is your cellphone?

next to me

78: What colour is your cellphone?

black

79: What did you dream of last night?

bullshit that will never happen

80: Are you atheist?

…uh

81: Will you change your name when you get married?

yeah

82: Are you ready for Summer weather?

sure

83: Have you had any big storms recently? 

 no

84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?

jeans

nowayblowjay:

Having sex on the beach is one of my biggest fantasies, but at the same time I’m really paranoid about getting sand in my pussy.